This one time I was on a project in South Africa for work. Everyone from our project went to the lion’s reserve one afternoon, to pet the lions. But I decided to play golf with some locals. It didn’t take long for the men I played with to recognize I was pretty good ‘for a woman’. But the ladies’ tee box makes the fairway a lot shorter one noticed. So he said I had to tee off from the men’s tee box as well. ‘That’s unfair I answered, I’m a lady, I can tee off from the ladies’ box, that’s the rules’. Well he replied: ‘If you wanna piss with the big dogs, you gotta lift your leg a little higher’. And so I did, on the next hole I teed off from the men’s box and played like a big dog.
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